Ja, Those Ion 3/4 legs start looking like they may be answer. In the meantime (ie: current economic standing) I may have to consider the tool time Tim approach and set to it (the wetsuit) with sewing machine and carpet knife.
One wonders what impact the fit of the suit makes? How sure can you be that the suit size is optimal for you? I normally decide that all is well if I've got rubber to my wrists and ankles and the wobbly bits dont wobble anywore. At the fitting of the quickie I broke into such a sweat getting it on I felt bad about not taking it. At the end though it felt pretty good and everything looked svelt and tight in the mirror (a big deal for thirty somethings!) so I was pleased with the purchase. From what I can figure it's water that gets forced up the legs during riding that causes the balloon affliction, so the dude with the surfboard leash vibe is also onto something. I may resort to duct tape as a trial measure.